Eli Manning appeared on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” on May 5, and funny / not funny / you decide skits was one that centered on the bane of many adults – SMS / text message speak and emoticons, some of which are difficult to decipher.

In this skit, Eli Manning plays Chad Kevin Jeremy, a murder suspect. The time of death was between 10:30 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. During that time, Manning was in communication with others via text message. Of course, that wouldn’t prove where he was, but it could prove his location, based on the location of the cell tower his phone was bouncing off of.