So as of recent days a good ol’ struggling(making $250,000+ ?), middle class, plumber named Joe was injected into the election headlines. Some might say he’s the most famous plumber in the world as of now, or at least the plumber with the most political influence.
I beg to differ. Although Joe has managed to capture the hearts of a nation recently, there’s only one(maybe two) plumbers I hold dear to my heart. Mario & Luigi. They’re WorldWide icons, and Joe the Plumber wants to come in and steal all the shine!!! Not on my watch…
Now lets see how these plumbers compare:
|
Political Affiliation |
Income |
Facts |
Likely VOTE |
|
Mario |
Indie
Wears Blue & Red) |
$10 Billion+ | Likes Mushrooms, distant cousin to Ron Jeremy |
OBAMA!! (Since his arch nemesis is a Giant Lizard(King Koopa), and McCain looks like a reptile)  |
Luigi |
Green Party | $2 Billion
(Sidekick only gets 20%) |
Also like mushrooms but prefers reefa, | Ralph Nader |
Joe |
Undecided
(Registered Republican) |
$40,000 in 2006(2008: $250,000+ ?) |
Single father, might not even be a plumber, Likes Ohio State Hoodies | Sarah Palin |
Whose the Better Plumber? YOU DECIDE!!!!!
DECISION 08!